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Most Useless Gifts by alexey ,  Jan 3, 2013

Gallery: Useless gifts for someone who already has everything

If you're struggling to find a gift for someone who already has everything, here's a hint: they don't. There's always some ridiculous or just plain useless gadget you can find them. Here's a look at a few.

Despite this overabundance of useless gifts, we are all still consumed by consuming. On our Christmas shopping sprees we also spend almost as much on our own luxuries over Christmas as on those intended for others. Even though we do not re-gift these purchases, it does not help our credit card bills. Debt and unpaid balances are never higher than over the holiday season. No wonder some businesses make more money over Christmas than the rest of the year combined.

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And at first I thought it works like a fan (would have been pretty useless).

Eliminate Bathroom Odors & Toxins!

Bowl Breeze® is on the job when nature calls. This intelligent air purification system uses an infrared sensor to detect your presence, activating its fan and utilizing nano silver and carbon filters to withdraw and eliminate unhealthy bacteria, toxic gases and embarrassing odors before they escape the bowl. Turns off automatically when done to save battery life.

A banana case

Bannana

"It was a bananna case.

It was a different size from my bananas and would not fit inot a packed lunch box and meant I had to carry it about after I finished my banana.

It was funny."

We at Archie McPhee are experts at the useless, impractical and stupid. In that vein, we offer our list of the Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008! They’re currently featured on our homepage, but here are the links to individual products. There are no better gifts to surprise, bewilder and confuse the people on your gift list. Just remember, they’ll forget the socks and sweater, but they’ll remember Squirrel Underpants forever!

Here they are:

1. Squirrel Underpants

2. Inflatable Fruitcake

3. Bacon Floss

4. Santa Dreidel

5. Emergency Yodel Button

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