Michelle's covered in tattoos, but the one that bothers her is one she did herself -- it's supposed to be of herself praying. Michelle hates the tattoo, but likes tattoo artist Adam. Could there be a tattoo love connection? It might depend on how well Adam transforms her prayer tattoo into some kind of abstract tattoo design. Stand up comedian Rich has a tattoo mess on his arm -- a combination of about four different tattoo artists, it's tribal, traditional, one part Statue of Liberty and another part Japanese. In short, it's all over the place. Megan Massacre is going to try to create a traditional rose tat over top his complicated design. Check out her finished product below!
Kris had a bad trip with a tattoo artist on an acid trip. The result is a weird, abstract mess of lines on his side. It's supposed to be a biomechanical tat, but it's nowhere near what it should be. Note to self: Never get a tattoo from a guy on three hits of acid. Tattooist Tim is happy to help him out, and creates a gorgeous sugar skull and rose design.
Don regrets his past pot-smoking ways, and totally regrets his pot tattoo. The worst part is, it doesn't even look like weed. It looks more like a pile of poop, really. "Don't do drugs!" warns Don, and don't get tattoos of drugs, either. Megan Massacre's going to put a scary zombie face over it. Which is only slightly less questionable.
But while that's happening, let's pause for Anthony, with possible the worst tattoo ever:
Emi grew up in a house where tattoos were no nos. So when she turned 21, she went tattoo-crazy. But one jester tattoo in particular turned out to be a big mistake. It's faded, and crappy, and now she's hoping that Tim can fix it up. Emi has a sketch of a mummy girl with kitty cats, and she tells Tim to go crazy with it.
Emi's crappy tattoo is nothing though, compared to Daniel's bizarre devil woman lifting dumbbells that don't look like, well, dumbbells. It's not for public consumption. "I don't want to get slapped by grandmas anymore! I need to get this covered up!" Even tattoo artist Jeremy Swan thinks it's going to go down as one of the worst tattoos in history. But thankfully, he's able to cook up a gorgeous raven and skull design to cover up the nastiness.